It takes many years of training to become a Zen Master. Many times you need your ding-dong pulled by lady from TV channel, and many wedgies must you endure in silence.
But one day, if you is stoopid enough you too could earn the title of Zen Master. Then you will be given a name, a title that speaks of the inner you.
Simply enter your name in our form and allow us to reveal the secret...
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