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Sometimes

All the time

Never

Question

Your friend shows up at a party looking like a complete mess, what do you do?

Compliment her on her new look

Offer to help fix her hair and make-up which might have been messed up on the way

Exclaim "you look horrible!" for everyone to hear

Keep quiet, but take a lot of pics to embarrass her with later

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Have you ever called a little kid a brat to his face?

Yes

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A telemarketer disturbs your peace - what do you do?

Cut the call

Explain politely that you are not interested

Yell at her to never call you again

Keep her on the line for as long as possible, without buying anything

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A fellow driver does something stupid in peak traffic, what do you do?

Honk and wave your middle finger

Honk once and leave it at that

Retaliate

Ignore it and stick to your own lane

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A pretty girl waves at your boyfriend and he walks over for a chat - it turns out she is an ex

You tell her in no uncertain terms "he's mine now."

You watch how it plays out and only step in when it gets too flirty

You keep quiet, but if looks could kill...

You grab him by the arm and say "we have to leave now"

You try to make friends with her

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A lady cuts in front of you in the queue

You bump her out of the way

You tell her "excuse me, I was first!"

You frown at her, hoping your gaze would make her feel guilty

You smile at her and step back to give her space

Question

How often do you have the last word?

Always! I am always right, after all

Sometimes, when I really feel strongly about something

I rather remain quiet and have peace

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