The Republican Bill Name Generator

Liberals: they make us sick as pigs. Lording it over us with their foreign-born, non-Christian, death-panel-forming, probably-Martian, pie-loving President. They think they're so compassionate, yet they kill babies, hate Jesus, protest against Wall Street instead of getting a real job, and want to turn Christmas into Leftmas. Their hate speech is killing America.

But here's a secret for you. There's a way to take the leftists down. Here's how: legislation.

We're going to take you - all of you - and turn you into a peoples' army of free market capitalism. That's right. We're going to assign you a bill name and send you out into the thick of the legislative branch to do ideological battle for liberty.

All you have to do - and make no mistake, soldier, you don't have a choice when it comes to freedom - is fill in your first and last names below, and we'll turn you into . You can thank us later when we've rid our soil of the leftski menace once and for all.

One nation under God, under Reagan, under God.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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