Which High School Stereotype Are You?

We all know them. They may have changed their faces since you were in high school, but under it all we are still here. The only things to survive the nuclear hollocost shall be cockroaches, salchans, a species of desert ant, and HIGH SCHOOL CLIQUES!

note: Some stereotypes, of course, overlap. Feel free to take this more than once to find a more accurate description of yourself.

Get started with these questions...

1

Let's get this out of the way. Have you ever obliterated a village?

No! Duh! What's wrong with you?

Duuuuuuude.

Wut?

Not yet.

No.

I vounteered to rebuild a village that was obliterated.

I have built and obliterated villages in my mind/out of clay/on a canvas/in my sketch book.

2

What is your afterschool job?

I don't need a job.

A fast food place.

Fixing computers.

Anything that requires physical labor and little thought.

I volunteer my time free of charge.

Bizzare retail of some sort.

Ummm... I have a job. I don't really "work" much though.

3

If you died my hair it'd be...

Blonde!

Black.

Green, Blue, Purple, Pink, etc.

Why die my hair?

Red.

Shaved/buzz cut.

4

In your free time you...

Catch up with my friends I see every day.

Read/write poetry

Volunteer

Work out/exercise

Make new computer programs

Do art

Do dumb stuff

5

You have a zit!

Noooo! Where's my concealer????

Oh

*PoP*

Oh dear

Shouldn't pop...Want to pop.... Must pop

Who cares?

Wut?

6

You would only wear a pink shirt, green pants and purple shoes if:

It were part of a Spirit Day.

No.

I don't THINK you're supposed to wear that...

I were drunk

I felt like it.

I was making a statement.

7

Pep rallies are:

Hell.

Important for school unity.

Dumb.

Wut?

Totally the best!

A time to socialize.

8

You pet:

The cutest ever!

Is small, with long hair.

Is related to me.

A ceramic parrot.

Adores me.

Fears me.

Requires batteries.

9

What is your favorite extracurricular activity?

Student council.

Cheering!

The Japanese have a special word for the hysterical belief that one's penis is shrinking.

Art club.

It has to be exclusive. So many clubs let ANYBODY in.

Mathletes.

Hee hee hee.

If that word means what I think it means, sports.

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Which High School Stereotype Are You?

Get started with these questions...

Let's get this out of the way. Have you ever obliterated a village?

What is your afterschool job?

If you died my hair it'd be...

In your free time you...

You have a zit!

You would only wear a pink shirt, green pants and purple shoes if:

Pep rallies are:

You pet:

What is your favorite extracurricular activity?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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