J is for British

A is for aardvark whatever that is B is bonanza and buffalo jizz C is for cactus the greatest of plants D is for dancing and removal of pants E’s for esophagus that’s in my throat F is for ferret and G is for goat H: haberdashery a store selling things I is for Icarus and cheap quality wings J is for British it likes farting and woad K is for Kream-sicles which make gophers explode L is for llamas and crows say ca-CAW! M is for \m/ (pronounced with a roar!) N is Napoleon who still lives and exists O’s Oompa Loompas who make pixie sticks P is for powder white, fine and fluff Q is queerculiar and clearly on 'the stuff' S is for stinging, flesh-eating, cannibalistic fruit-fly help it's eating my toes! T has a tape recorder shoved up its nose U is for sea cucumber I like crumpets and tea Z is for ziffee baliffee melee 12 is for 16 and emus like ants (Ants carry 10 times their weight you see; help out around the house) R has revolted and ran away from its spot It's also for rhythm, which got lost near the top 0.o is for MSN convos When LOL gets too lame W’s for weiner dog they all look the same X is for the next letter in the alphabet the stupidest letter ever because nothing starts with it except for xylophone and xenophobia and what’s the point of it when you can replace it with a Z sound or a KS sound and it still makes the same very sound? In fact, X is so useless that it resembles a fairy-winged hippopotamus, for you see, hippopotamus’ have underactive metabolisms and their weight problems are directly due to genetics and their thyroids, not the gluttonous amount of McDonald’s and KFC they ingest as a regular part of their daily diet, KFC being indigenous to the African Savannah and McDonald’s having been imported shortly after the American conquest of Tasmania. The fairy wings, you see, unlike ants, can only support 9.4763 times their own weight and are just a little bit too light to cause buoyancy to these hippos, fierce hunters of the Savannah. Now a weiner dog with fairy wings? That would be a sight to be seen, and how! V is completely pointless for examples, see above Y did we make this contest? In our childhoods we didn’t get enough love ~ is a symbol take -- and warp :-[ makes a Bat man Gadzooks, Robin! Zorp! * (being the letter after Y and before the amazing mystery letter that got eaten sometime in the 60’s) jumped ahead in line And this is the end (thank God, about time!)

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