How Awesome Are You?

We know that you are sheer awesomeness. Now is your time to prove exactly how awesome.... just do this totally accurate quiz ;-)

Get started with these questions...

1

Which book is about your life?

The Guinness Book of World Records

The Bro Code

No book can contain my awesomeness

2

How perfect are you?

My keyboard doesn’t have a backspace button – I don’t make mistakes

I don’t wear a watch, I decide what time it is

I am so musical, I can make rock covers of Enya

When I call 911, it is to ask if everything is ok

I don't dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone

3

How Scary Are You?

I don’t have good aim, my bullets just know better than to miss

I am the reason Waldo is hiding

I don’t worry about gas prices – my vehicles run on fear

The reason people tore down the Berlin wall was to get away from my singing

4

How sporty are you?

I usually win at billiards – using a toothpick as my cue stick

I once bowled a perfect game with a marble

I can do a wheelie with a unicycle

I once ran around the world in 10 minutes, after spending 9 minutes stretching

5

How are your cooking skills?

I can unscramble an egg

I can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

I can cook meat by looking at it

I make onions cry

6

How do you compare to other legends?

I once got into a fight with Superman – the loser had to wear his underpants on the outside…

I actually died 5 years ago, but the Grim Reaper couldn’t muster the courage to tell me

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that I CAN “touch this.”

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from me

I once urinated in a truck’s gas tank as a joke – that truck is now called Optimus Prime

The saddest moment for a kid is not when he learns Santa doesn’t exist – it is when he learns I do.

7

How are your math skills?

I counted to infinity. Twice

I can divide by zero

I can find the end of a circle

I lost count of the amount of people I banged

8

How are your social skills?

I can speak Braille

I know Victoria’s secret

I once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

Strippers pay me for lap dances

9

How is your acting?

I once showed up as an extra and got the “best actor” award

I would have played in Batman vs. Superman, but nobody wanted to see a movie of only 14 seconds long

I actually played all the women in Baywatch

I was kicked off Dancing With The Stars because I needed a new partner every week

10

How do you influence the universe?

There is no such thing as evolution – there is only a list of creatures I allow to exist

The universe was created when I roundhouse kicked Nothing in the face and told it to get a job.

Thunder is caused by me rubbing the stubble under my chin

I coined the phrase “I could eat a Horse” after eating every last Unicorn in existence

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