Rum and Monkey

Nope

Most of it

Yes

Duh! Of course! Who can't recite it?!

Question

Do you watch the news?

Nope. Don't know, don't care.

Sometimes. If I get the chance or there's nothing else on TV.

Yes. Most of the time I do.

Every night and every morning! The news channel is my favorite channel!

Question

Do you know the National Anthem?

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light...What's the rest?

I can remember most of it...

Yep. I'll sing it right now!

Of course i do! What kind of question is that?!

Question

What's your favorite color to wear?

Pink, brown, yellow, orange, black, green, or other

sometimes red, sometimes white, sometimes blue...

Most of the time I wear blue but other times I like to add a little red or white. (or vise versa)

My whole closet is entirely made of red, white, and blue!

Question

What do you do on Independence Day?

Stay at home and watch TV/movies. (wait, what's independence day?)

Go down the street to the neighbors and have a small BBQ to celebrate. We're usually home by ten.

Light off fireworks with the family. We're usually up pretty late...

Stay up till' the next morning blasting of fireworks and making the neighbors angry- but who cares? It's INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Question

When you see someone in the military, marines, navy, etc. what do you do?

What do you mean what do I do? I just keep doing whatever I was originally doing.

I stop what I was doing and consider being in their shoes. I wonder what they've been through. Two minutes later, I return to whatever I had been doing.

I quiet down and tell my friends to quiet down to show some respect.

I stop talking mid-sentence with my friend and walk up to the person and shake their hand and tell them thank you for what they do.

Question

Do you support the United States government-even if it's going downhill?

Nope, our government sucks.

Somewhat, our government could be doing better though.

Yeah, for the most part. Our government has it's issues but I can see past that.

Our government is wonderful. I support it 110% no matter what happens.

Question

Do you pay your taxes on time?

No. Never. (or I don't have to pay taxes).

Most of the time. I try to anyways.

Always.

Always. I even know when they're due next year and have it on my calendar already.

Question

Do you believe in paying taxes?/Do you think it's a good idea?

Heck no!

I don't believe in paying them. They're so dumb! But I pay them anyways...

Yes, the concept makes sense. It's not horrible.

Yep. Paying taxes doesn't bother me. It makes complete sense!

Question

Do you speak fluent English?

Not so well.

For the most part.

Yup.

Yes, I speak English well. I am educated in the subject of verbs, nouns, subjects, prepositional phrases, pronouns, the subjects of verbs, infinite pronouns.....

Question

If you are a parent/when you become a parent, will you raise you children in America/do you think it's a good place to raise kids?

Nope, I'm moving far far away.

Eh, it's an okay country. I don't think I'll move. I kinda like it.

Yep. I'm staying right here.

This country is the bomb-diggety. I'm not going anywhere!

Question

How do you spell America?

Amarica

Anerica

America

AMERICA

Question

When was America officially founded?

July 4, 2010

July 4th,1579

July 4th, 1772

July 4th, 1779

Question

Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?

Bart Simpson

Christopher Columbus

Thomas Jeferson

Thomas Jefferson

Question

Looking at a car, what side is the drive on?

Middle

Left

Right

Right (DUH)

Question

What is the name of one of the most famous colleges located in the United States (starts with and "H"), located in Cambridge, MA.

Hamilton University

Hampton University

Harverd Unitversity

Harvard University

Question

The United States consists of how many states?

Question

Who is the President of the United States?

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sarah Palin

George W. Bush

Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton

Question

When an American flag touches the ground, what is the proper thing to do with it?

Throw it away.

Toss it in the washer with all your other clothes.

Remain calm and wash it in warm water.

Burn it.

Question

The American flag was supposedly created by?

Oprah Winfrey

Betsy Rossink

Betsy Rowe

Betsy Ross

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How Patriotic Are You?

Get started with these questions...

Can you recite the entire Pledge of Allegiance without messing up or skipping parts of it?

Do you watch the news?

Do you know the National Anthem?

What's your favorite color to wear?

What do you do on Independence Day?

When you see someone in the military, marines, navy, etc. what do you do?

Do you support the United States government-even if it's going downhill?

Do you pay your taxes on time?

Do you believe in paying taxes?/Do you think it's a good idea?

Do you speak fluent English?

If you are a parent/when you become a parent, will you raise you children in America/do you think it's a good place to raise kids?

How do you spell America?

When was America officially founded?

Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?

Looking at a car, what side is the drive on?

What is the name of one of the most famous colleges located in the United States (starts with and "H"), located in Cambridge, MA.

The United States consists of how many states?

Who is the President of the United States?

When an American flag touches the ground, what is the proper thing to do with it?

The American flag was supposedly created by?

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