How Patriotic Are You?

How patriotic do you think you are? Are you extremely involved in the American government? Should you run for President? Or should you be kicked out of the country? Find out now by taking the "Are you and American?" quiz.

Get started with these questions...

1

Can you recite the entire Pledge of Allegiance without messing up or skipping parts of it?

Nope

Most of it

Yes

Duh! Of course! Who can't recite it?!

2

Do you watch the news?

Nope. Don't know, don't care.

Sometimes. If I get the chance or there's nothing else on TV.

Yes. Most of the time I do.

Every night and every morning! The news channel is my favorite channel!

3

Do you know the National Anthem?

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light...What's the rest?

I can remember most of it...

Yep. I'll sing it right now!

Of course i do! What kind of question is that?!

4

What's your favorite color to wear?

Pink, brown, yellow, orange, black, green, or other

sometimes red, sometimes white, sometimes blue...

Most of the time I wear blue but other times I like to add a little red or white. (or vise versa)

My whole closet is entirely made of red, white, and blue!

5

What do you do on Independence Day?

Stay at home and watch TV/movies. (wait, what's independence day?)

Go down the street to the neighbors and have a small BBQ to celebrate. We're usually home by ten.

Light off fireworks with the family. We're usually up pretty late...

Stay up till' the next morning blasting of fireworks and making the neighbors angry- but who cares? It's INDEPENDENCE DAY!

6

When you see someone in the military, marines, navy, etc. what do you do?

What do you mean what do I do? I just keep doing whatever I was originally doing.

I stop what I was doing and consider being in their shoes. I wonder what they've been through. Two minutes later, I return to whatever I had been doing.

I quiet down and tell my friends to quiet down to show some respect.

I stop talking mid-sentence with my friend and walk up to the person and shake their hand and tell them thank you for what they do.

7

Do you support the United States government-even if it's going downhill?

Nope, our government sucks.

Somewhat, our government could be doing better though.

Yeah, for the most part. Our government has it's issues but I can see past that.

Our government is wonderful. I support it 110% no matter what happens.

8

Do you pay your taxes on time?

No. Never. (or I don't have to pay taxes).

Most of the time. I try to anyways.

Always.

Always. I even know when they're due next year and have it on my calendar already.

9

Do you believe in paying taxes?/Do you think it's a good idea?

Heck no!

I don't believe in paying them. They're so dumb! But I pay them anyways...

Yes, the concept makes sense. It's not horrible.

Yep. Paying taxes doesn't bother me. It makes complete sense!

10

Do you speak fluent English?

Not so well.

For the most part.

Yup.

Yes, I speak English well. I am educated in the subject of verbs, nouns, subjects, prepositional phrases, pronouns, the subjects of verbs, infinite pronouns.....

11

If you are a parent/when you become a parent, will you raise you children in America/do you think it's a good place to raise kids?

Nope, I'm moving far far away.

Eh, it's an okay country. I don't think I'll move. I kinda like it.

Yep. I'm staying right here.

This country is the bomb-diggety. I'm not going anywhere!

12

How do you spell America?

Amarica

Anerica

America

AMERICA

13

When was America officially founded?

July 4, 2010

July 4th,1579

July 4th, 1772

July 4th, 1779

14

Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?

Bart Simpson

Christopher Columbus

Thomas Jeferson

Thomas Jefferson

15

Looking at a car, what side is the drive on?

Middle

Left

Right

Right (DUH)

16

What is the name of one of the most famous colleges located in the United States (starts with and "H"), located in Cambridge, MA.

Hamilton University

Hampton University

Harverd Unitversity

Harvard University

17

The United States consists of how many states?

26

45

49

50

18

Who is the President of the United States?

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sarah Palin

George W. Bush

Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton

19

When an American flag touches the ground, what is the proper thing to do with it?

Throw it away.

Toss it in the washer with all your other clothes.

Remain calm and wash it in warm water.

Burn it.

20

The American flag was supposedly created by?

Oprah Winfrey

Betsy Rossink

Betsy Rowe

Betsy Ross

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