What Homestar Girl Are You?

This does NOT count Teen Girl Squad. Nope! Never! Nice try! But enjoy, and let me know if I missed a girl.

Get started with these questions...

1

Strong Bad approaches you and asks you out. You..

Smile, but say "Yatta!" and dash off.

Say, "No, I don't think so."

Say, "You are desperate. Oh, golly-gosh!"

Pray that this is a montage

Slap him

Fly away

Ask for some dry meal

Say, " Dangeresque has my heart

Smile sweetly and reject him quietly

Say, "EW. Gross! You're old!"

Laugh bitterly

Cry

2

You call Homestar. Why are you calling?

To discuss animanga

To tell him that I'll be saving the seals so I'll be a little late

Prank call

To ask about the Champeenship

Wrong number (I meant to call Pom Pom)

To peck his head via phone

To ask for dry meal

Well, his name is Dangeresque so I kinda got the wrong number

I wanted to be nice, of course!

I met him at school and he gave me his digits

He's on track, and boys on track are DREAMY!

Uhm...I'm not so sure.

3

What's your opinion on The Cheat?

Cheatball?

*blushes* He's um, cute.

Oh, golly-gosh. He is a lackey. He is understairs.

Well,he's a down-on-his-luck salseman. (don't ask)

Who?

Never met him.

Did you mean the Sneak?

Dangeresque does his own stunts!

Well, whoever he is, he can't compare to The Popular Vote.

That spotted dog thing? What-ev-a!

*blinks*

*giggles* I like puppies!

4

Catchphrase?

Yatta!

I'm the only girl! (Um, obviously not..)

Oh, golly-gosh!

Four wheels?

*giggles*

I can fly!

Can I have dry-meal?

I won't watch you die, Dangeresque!

I'll never forget you, Popular Vote! not in a million years!

Scampers!

Not One of The Guys!!

WAAAAAHHHH!

5

So, what's your style?

Flouncy and cute

Sweet and bohemian

Plastic

Metal and maple syrup-ish

Bikinis

Feathers and high-heels

Gray

Damsel in distress chic

Perfectly angelic

A minidress and boots

Sporty

Quaint

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