The Amazing Beer-O-Matic™

You're a nice, wholesome person. You strive to make yourself better, and mostly, you succeed; you're doing pretty well, when it comes down to it, although sometimes you don't give yourself the credit you deserve. But there's one thing, deep down, that bugs you. It drives you crazy, and you won't be able to rest until you discover it. It's like a quest; a God-given mission to acquire knowledge and power.

You need to know your weight in beer, you big alcoholic. Specifically, you want to know how many glasses of the brown stuff you would need to down for you to actually have drunk yourself.

Wonder no longer; help is at hand. Just fill in the following details and our incredibly sophisticated Beer-O-Matic™ technology will fill you in. So to speak.

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

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