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When the vicissitudes of life tear at your very soul and existence is bleak and featureless, does this tend to hamper your mood somewhat?
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Would you consider yourself a filthy peacenik?
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Do you tend to ramble on for ages once you get into your flow?
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Kittens! They're dying. In pain. Look at them writhe. Writhe, writhe, writhe. Cat hurt. Are you some kind of monster?
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Be you sex god?
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Would your reply to Dirty Harry's "Well, do ya... punk?" be "wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhpleasedon'tkillmewaaaaaaah"?
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Have you ever risked causing physical injury by sheer wit?
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Do the worthless peasants consider you arrogant?
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Have you ever taken more than half an hour to answer the question "how are you"?
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...and/or quoted Derrida in the process?
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Have you ever discovered castaways about your person?
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Would you consider yourself to have nurtured an advanced civilisation recently?
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Have you ever been so consistently cold that you discounted William Harvey's theory of the circulation of the blood?
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Have you ever had the ability to cause sunburn at will simply by flashing a bit of leg?
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You th' dribblin' type?
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Have you ever obliterated a village?
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Have you ever fried an egg on any part of your body?
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Do you harbour whales?
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Have you ever been sufficiently taller than the surrounding populace to experience significantly different weather conditions?
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Did you cry at Mrs. Doubtfire?
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Ever experienced an irresistible desire to wander off to the Mediterranean?
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Want a drink? I mean, really want a drink? Mm, drink. Nice, cool, refreshing. Lovely, lovely drink. Cold, delicious, rejuvenating etc. etc.
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