Which Extremity of the World Are You?

Give yourself the illusion of significance in your world of inconsequentiality. Answer these questions to find out which extreme feature of the Earth you are:

Get started with these questions...

1

Are you prone to take massive amounts of varyingly legal stimulants at the slightest provocation?

Yes

No

2

When the vicissitudes of life tear at your very soul and existence is bleak and featureless, does this tend to hamper your mood somewhat?

Yes

No

3

Would you consider yourself a filthy peacenik?

Yes

No

4

Do you tend to ramble on for ages once you get into your flow?

Yes

No

5

Kittens! They're dying. In pain. Look at them writhe. Writhe, writhe, writhe. Cat hurt. Are you some kind of monster?

Yes

No

6

Be you sex god?

Yes

No

7

Would your reply to Dirty Harry's "Well, do ya... punk?" be "wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhpleasedon'tkillmewaaaaaaah"?

Yes

No

8

Have you ever risked causing physical injury by sheer wit?

Yes

No

9

Do the worthless peasants consider you arrogant?

Yes

No

10

Have you ever taken more than half an hour to answer the question "how are you"?

Yes

No

11

...and/or quoted Derrida in the process?

Yes

No

12

Have you ever discovered castaways about your person?

Yes

No

13

Would you consider yourself to have nurtured an advanced civilisation recently?

Yes

No

14

Have you ever been so consistently cold that you discounted William Harvey's theory of the circulation of the blood?

Yes

No

15

Have you ever had the ability to cause sunburn at will simply by flashing a bit of leg?

Yes

No

16

You th' dribblin' type?

Yes

No

17

Have you ever obliterated a village?

Yes

No

18

Have you ever fried an egg on any part of your body?

Yes

No

19

Do you harbour whales?

Yes

No

20

Have you ever been sufficiently taller than the surrounding populace to experience significantly different weather conditions?

Yes

No

21

Did you cry at Mrs. Doubtfire?

Yes

No

22

Ever experienced an irresistible desire to wander off to the Mediterranean?

Yes

No

23

Want a drink? I mean, really want a drink? Mm, drink. Nice, cool, refreshing. Lovely, lovely drink. Cold, delicious, rejuvenating etc. etc.

Yes

No

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