What Redwall Vermin Race Are You?

Eyeing the pair ahead of me... the one looks to be getting tired. Tonight...he's as good as dead. Nobody calls me foolish and gets away with it.

Trying to lift a gold coin fron one of my ally's packs, he doesn't seem to be noticing...

Keeping my eyes on the road, I'm itchin' for some battle.

Slipping to the back of the crowd to analyze them carefully. I'll find their weaknesses yet...

Traveling along, keeping a wary eye on my belongings. Sneering at an ally nearby who keeps trying to slip his paw in my bag...

Slip to the back of the party. I don't need this aggravation...I'll catch them when they're sleeping.

Hit a nearby ally to get him back into line, I don't have time for their screwing around...

Question

It's your turn for night watch and you hear a twig snap nearby, you react by...?

Looking in the tell-tale direction and slipping into the shadows. I'll catch him when he tries to attack.

Snapping my head up sleepily to gaze around before falling back asleep.

Snoring loudly...

I heard them before, I already concealed myself nearby. I'll watch before I act.

Move my head in that direction and grab my weapon, swiftly I'll awaken my allies.

I heard them long before and slipped into the shadows nearby. I'll watch, perhaps they'll do me the favor of killing my useless allies.

I stand and growl loudly, kicking a nearby ally to awaken him.

Question

You and your party catch sight of another pack of vermin attacking a few mice, what do you do?

Wait by and see what my allies do, I'm not charging in without knowing what they're going to do.

Look to my allies and grin, "Looks like dinner boys, lets get 'em all!"

Lick my blade and grin, waiting for the first person to charge forward so I can follow suit.

I look at my allies and wait for someone else to charge first.

I chuckle and ready my sword, "Ready for some fun, mates? Lets get 'em!"

I drift to the back, I want none of this...I'll just filter back in after the fightings done.

Lift my sword and roar, "Charge! Don't let one beast survive!"

Question

You've been traveling along the River Moss in a riverboat you hijacked from a band of otters, how have you been handling it? Is it like home? Or pure torture?

It's transportation.

Gah...the way the boat rocks... *runs to the railing desperately*

Rather nice...actually. Saves the footpaws quite a bit.

Calming. A nice change from weary marches.

Ahhhh...reminds me a home.

It's nice, sure beats marching by a longshot.

Reminds me of my gig before this, it always was nice to sit on a boat instead of charging through underbrush.

Question

Trouble on the horizon, it has come to your attention the settlement you recently raided will be flooded with a Long Patrol squad by dawn. What do you do?

Shrug, what difference does it make? We'll just kill them too. *laughs*

Sounds good! My sword still wanted some blood. *winks*

*laughs evilly* We'll be waiting!

Devise a plan of action. I've heard of the Long Patrol...they're no push-overs.

*grin* Looks like more action boys, who's up for bunny stew?

Start thinking of escape routes...just because my allies are fools, doesn't mean I have to die with them.

Prepare for battle, we will ready our defenses and lay the enemy low.

Question

In the last battle you fought, your best friend fell, skewered upon the javelin of an otter. What is your first impulse now that the battle has ended and times are calming?

The weak deserve to die, he should have watched his back.

Grin and take his valuables...he was no true friend of mine. I only used him for what I needed.

Shake my head and spit, "Shoulda' watched your back, mucker. Shame that."

I laugh, what a fool.

Sigh and take his gear, "Well, ye didn't do yourself any good, but I'll be sure your things don't go to waste."

Raid his body, I always did like that dagger...

Shrug and clean my blade...oh well.

Question

You hear tale that your allies outpost will be raided by woodlanders, but you only arrived home yesterday...what are you going to do?

Sigh and sit back, oh well...if he's really a good warrior, he'll hear of it before it happens. Not my problem.

Shrug and spit, who cares? What did he ever do for me? Let him rot.

Shrug and send a scout to relay the message, if he doesn't get there in time...oh well. *laughs*

Sit down and plan, perhaps if I send aid...I can get him to do something for me...hm...

Chew on a claw and then spit, I'll send a scout. Might as well.

Grin, let him die...he deserves what he gets. I'll raid his outpost afterwards.

Send two scouts and be swift! If that outpost falls I'll have both your heads mounted on a pig pole!

Question

Traveling homeward is always great, upon arriving, what's your first thought?

Straight to my chamber, I need to plan...

Off to the woods, I have some schemes I need to ponder...

To the tavern!

Off to the tavern, might as well relax while I'm here. But I'll keep my ears open...

Yeah! To the tavern!!!

Off to the taverns, I could go for some idle games. Heheh.

I'll head to the taverns and have a drink or two, but I've got some loose ends to tie up...I saw an ally head to the woods...I wonder what he's planning.

Question

You return to a camp of yours to find your clan slaughtered. You most likely are...?

In a rage, looking for survivors to ask questions and take it out on.

Bewildered...I'd not asked that this be carried out yet...

Shocked, but...well...I never liked that guy, or that guy, or that guy...

Confused, your information said this attack wasn't coming until two days later.

Oooh, nice cutlass...

Checking the bodies, I like that sword, and that dagger, oh yeah, I always did like your necklace...

Look around a bit for survivors, then off to raid bodies! Yay!

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What Redwall Vermin Race Are You?

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Traveling abroad with allies, what simple fun...yeah, whatever. What are you most likely doing as you all are walking along the trails?

It's your turn for night watch and you hear a twig snap nearby, you react by...?

You and your party catch sight of another pack of vermin attacking a few mice, what do you do?

You've been traveling along the River Moss in a riverboat you hijacked from a band of otters, how have you been handling it? Is it like home? Or pure torture?

Trouble on the horizon, it has come to your attention the settlement you recently raided will be flooded with a Long Patrol squad by dawn. What do you do?

In the last battle you fought, your best friend fell, skewered upon the javelin of an otter. What is your first impulse now that the battle has ended and times are calming?

You hear tale that your allies outpost will be raided by woodlanders, but you only arrived home yesterday...what are you going to do?

Traveling homeward is always great, upon arriving, what's your first thought?

You return to a camp of yours to find your clan slaughtered. You most likely are...?

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