Are you like so Californian?

you don't have to be like shy! C'mon and take this so cool test. No seriously, it's way cool!

Get started with these questions...

1

Do you like Friends (the TV-series)?

There way cool!

I watch 'em when I can.

Friends? Huh? That's so stupid, South Park rocks!

2

Have you ever watched The O.C.?

It's way cool! And Marissa is so sweet!

I live there...

The what? What did I miss since the simpsons?

3

Have you ever obliterated a village?

It was way cool man! Everybody was screaming!

Erm, no...

I would like never do that!

4

Do you live near he sea?

I wanna!

I have a swamp, why care for a sea?

I live in a beach-house, duh!

5

How do you solve problems?

By making gay-marriage illegal.

By windsurfing...

By shooting. hehehe. With a big gun. hehehe.

6

Do you do safe sex?

Of course!

Sometimes...

Safe sex? W-t-f? Like fucking with a police-man or something?

7

Are thou olt-English?

Lest we not forget our roots!

hihihi, sometimes, hihihi...

What the...

8

Have you ever considered sky-diving?

I did it.

Erm, no...

I don't have the money.

9

FUCK-SHIT-POOP!!!

You'r so grossing me out right now!

SPERM!!!

I don't think that's funny.

10

Are you thrilled by the perspective of ending this test?

I think it's so way cool, man I'm all like shaking!

No. I don't get thrilled. Ever.

Just a little. I just wanna be Californian so badly...

This is a user-written post. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good it may be. Please report any inappropriate content.