Are You Affected By Media Gay Stereotypes?

The love that dare not speak its name... or the love that won't for christ's sake shuuut uuup...? Gays... love them... hate them... wear their designs... they are a part of the woof and weave of our society. Are you down with that, dawg? Or do you have a stick up your butt...

Get started with these questions...

1

Bert and Ernie

Lifelong chums, with a shared passion for the alphabet.

Confirmed bachelors, who happen to share expenses, and...uh... a bedroom.

Never really seem alive without someone's hand shoved up their butts.

2

Yogi and Boo-boo

Lifelong chums, with a shared passion for pic-i-nic baskets.

Confirmed bachelors, who happen to share expenses, and...uh...a bed...

The Original Folsom Street Bears.

3

You know Gays have penetrated Major League Football when...

...your favorite Tight End announces that this season, he's a Wide Reciever.

...the quarterback touches the center's bottom, and recieves the football in a ho-mo-sexual parody of birth, then proceeeds to symbollically "pass" his perversion to another man, who runs it into the scoring area, which represents the AMERICAN HOME!

...they catch the quarterback in the lockerroom with the water boy, and he says, "But Coach... you said it was a Bi week...!"

4

Cary Grant

A real man's man!

Oh... a... real man's man...?

Had some wild times with Randolph Scott.

5

Will and Grace are...

...the two divine gifts that make it possible for humans to love one another.

...probably doing it. Sure they are...

...sooooo annoying, I mean, really, Myrna, pleeeeease...

6

John Roberts

A card carrying member of the American Taliban who will do away with the right to privacy.

A thoughtful conservative who takes issues on a case by case basis, and has done pro bono work for gay rights groups.

2 CUTE 2B STR8

7

Survivor winner Richard Hatch

Prevailed by force of personality, even though some of the other players found his open homosexuality disconcerting or objectionable.

Mailed out that tax check ages ago, really...

Likes it when I call him "Daddy".

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