Which Undercover Agent of the Upcoming Alien Invasion Are You?

I'm just minding my own business.

I'm not, in any way, trying to take over the world.

You are mistaken if you think so.

Have a look at this make-up instead. Isn't it lovely?

Or my beard. Go on, stroke it. It's silken.

Boogaboogaboo!!!

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You wouldn't be trying to take over the world, would you?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

That would be evil, and I am positively good.

I am as pure as the Lord God Himself. Truly. Yep yep.

Gee, I don't know how you could think that of me.

Are you sure you don't want to check out that make-up?

Or my beard? Lovely little pert little beard! Sweet and nice! Silken as snow! Beard!

Although, if pressed, I will admit to being a little bit zany.

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Absolutely no plans for city destruction? Town levelling? Village obliteration? Hamlet terrifying? Nomad stomping?

None whatsoever. I am more concerned with the battle for good.

I have never wanted to obliterate townships. Why, I don't believe townships even exist.

Relationship problems are more my kind of worry.

And watching way too much TV.

But thank you for asking.

Have a gorilla.

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Now that we've established your lack of interest in a burning festival of pain, what are you doing this Christmas?

Oh, I can't take the lies any more.

I'm indulging in a burning festival of pain.

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Say what?

Excuse me?

Did I say "pain"?

I didn't mean "pain".

I meant, um ...

... um ...

... deliverance.

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