The Crappy Little Elf Name Generator

These days, elves have more fun.

We're serious. Look at that Legolas; of all the characters in JRR Tolkein's vaguely asinine fantasy trilogy, he has received the most attention. The most fame. Indeed, the most love, and as we learn from the widely-known subtext of The Lord of the Rings, there ain't no loving like elf loving. Even his little elfin ears seem to drip with sweat.

Or something. Anyway, everything else aside, elves are everywhere these days and we know you want to be one. In true altruistic Rum and Monkey tradition, we intend to help you - just type your human name below and we'll do the rest.

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

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