Rum and Monkey

''Dude, stop that... or don't... okay''

Stab the man and proceed to rape the child further, using the man's blood as lubricant

Walk on by

''Stop! You violated that child! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!''

Throw the man down and protect the child from further harm

2

Question

A Jehovah's witness comes to your door, you:

''WITNESS THIS!!!'' *poke their eyes out'' ''BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!111one''

''Leave now or die, scum''

Invite them in for a drink

Give them a biscuit and ask them to leave

Stand there silent until it gets awkward and they leave

3

Question

You must eat five crunchy chocobo chicks to get into a secret club, you:

How could anyone disgrace their rights so much?!

Clubs suck anyway

''CHICKS??? GIMME A LEGION OF PULSE CHOCOBOS!!!!!11''

''Got any sauce? They're a bit dry''

''I'd sooner die!''

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