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Your Secret Self 1 Step Beyond

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

This will not end well. just so you know. I generated this quiz to help you find out the true inner depths of your secret heart. Just what the hell are you anyway?

Describe your ideal way to wake up

Contented

Sleep is a waste of time

Only when I want to

Earlier, better

Horizontal is all I really want to be

Prefer sleep day / work night

Wherever I've fallen asleep

Energized

Describe your ideal attire

Soft, warm, colors and puppies

Always casual, to hell with style

I like nice stuff sometimes

Fashionista!

Reflects my strength

I'll do what's appropriate for the occasion

It doesn't matter

Retro

Describe your ideal work associations

Small group of talented associates

Leave me the hell alone

So flexible I could be your guru

I can adapt but have my limits

No stupid people

We all do the best we can

People who LISTEN

Fun

Describe your ideal personal associations

Small group of select friends

One or two stalwarts but tons of contacts

Rather not get too close with anyone but my partner

Rather not get too close to anyone

Prefer my own company

People who like me

Low mantainence friends

People people and more people!

Describe your ideal physical work environment

Industrial

Office

Academic

Home

Travelling

Public

Arts

Command

Describe your ideal physical living environment

Green Acres / Mayberry

Times Square

Leave It To Beaver

Manor House

English cottage & garden

Close to stuff

Apartments are fine

Converted attic, loft, or garret

Describe your ideal intimate relationship

Responsible commitment

A few consenting options

OK with whatever happens

Not a priority, not important

My call at all times

Stable relationship but live apart

Everybody gets a turn

Rather not have the bullcrap

Describe your ideal breakfast habits

Most important thing!

Keep it light

Just coffee's fine

Never - don't need it

Nutrition first

In bed

Why not breakfast BEFORE bed?

Sit where you buy it

Describe your ideal of how others should see you

As someone who can be trusted

As someone who thinks people are basically good

As someone who cares but I'm not your mother/father

As someone who gets involved only if they absolutely have to

As someone whose initial opinions are usually right

As someone who is ready for anything

As someone who shouldn't be bothered

As someone who is exactly as they seem "what you see is what you get"

Describe your ideal relationship with your "stuff'

Totally don't care what it looks like to you

I'll admit I like nice things sometimes

New newer newest!

Eclectic - I'm my own influence

Yeah OK - admitted geek

Books are everything

Bargains only please

I have good taste

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