What Fancy Alcoholic Drink Are You?

Er. I consider myself neutral. I'm neither romantic and I'm not...NOT romantic.

YES! I'm the biggest effing romantic that ever spread romance EVER!

Not at ALL. Romance can go die in a pit and BURN.

Sure. I'm romantic. Enough.

Yes! I'm a big romantic. But not an overly pathetic one.

What is the nature of this question...?

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Are You Allergic To Shellfish?

What the HELL!?

Um. Yes?

If you really wanna know...I'm not.

Yes, every time I SEE a lobster I break out in hives. It's really eaten into my social life.

I don't feel like telling you. *Crams handfulls of crab in mouth with feriocious intensity*

*Pause*. You'll hear from my solicitor in the morning.

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What Is Your Favourite Piece of Jewellery?

Necklaces! The really long ones that sparkle and make me feel PRETTY.

Rings! Big chunky rings with the fake diamonds that I pretend are real so my friends don't ditch me. *Uncontrollable sobbing commenses.*

The dangly earrings. With the sequins!

HOOPS, BABY!!

Nose rings, eyebrow studs, lip rings, the works!

Toe rings! Because I'm that cool.

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How Often Do You Drink Alcohol?

Meh. Once or twice a week. I'm not big on it or anything.

Every day! It doesn't completely consume me, but I tend to get a bit twitchy when I don't have some in my system.

Every time I get the chance.

Not at all. I don't like drinking. It's vulgar, putrid, and I hate it. If I knew who invented the bloody stuff, I'd shoot them in the head.

Sometimes on speical occasions, but nothing heavy. I'M A PRINCESS!!

Whenever no one is looking. LOOK, A PUPPY!!

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What Is Your Favourite Animal?

KITTENS. I eat them. *Evil laughter*

Reptiles ALL THE WAY. Snakes, iguanas, chameleons, the whole works. They intrigue me and I can't live without 'em.

Puppies! They're so cute...

FISH. I slap them against sharp objects and watch as they DIE.

Birdies!! I strangle them as often as possible.

Anything wild, like me!

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What Fancy Alcoholic Drink Are You?

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