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Whadya do last night?
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Where do you work?
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Did you click "I have a dick"?
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Are you pregnant?
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You like meat?
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You get called "emo" occasionally?
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What would you say to me if I said "What the hell" out of nowhere?
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What instrument do you play? (I mean can actually play a song on it...)
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Adhesive?
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My brother just farted. It was pretty loud.
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You in the notebook?
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Hey seniors! How's Government class.
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Davey Havok? Eww. Hott-ness. SEXYNESS FACTOR?! HUH?
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Smoker? R yee-ah smoke-ar?
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Goodnight you guys.
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What?
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Oh I thought I heard you say something.
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I can't. I just have to use the bathroom.
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