would you survive an old people rebellion?

kick down my amazingly heavy door installed for just such an occasion and squash a few.

i would offer them tapioca puuding so that they do not gum me

id go out and rape them all and then laugh at their pain.

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jump out with a dracula costume and scream at the top of your lungs"I WILL EAT YOUR FLEESH

poke them into the face so that they wake up then scream into their ear and blow an airhorn

wander off to offer them more pudding

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helz yes

no i would go squish the water

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