The 'How much do you earn?' test

Are you standing on top of a mountain of gold sneering down at us mere mortals? Or lying in an alleyway getting mauled by alsatians? We can categorise you, we can tax you, we can even put you in a rough tax bracket. However, lets once and for all give an answer to that burning question... HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?

Get started with these questions...

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No, really, lets say per month, what are your earnings?

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So then, how much do you earn?

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If you are claiming to be an obscenely rich, smug member of the aristocracy, are you either lying or inbred?

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So yes, finally, can you stand me a couple of quid?

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