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...join in, there's nothing better to do.

...walk by, not even stopping. You'd rather be bored alone than bored and annoyed.

...comment on how stupid they're being, then either leave or start an argument.

...spam all the way up to the table, YOU LOVEY SPAM!!

OMFG I LOVE PIE!!

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Someone dies right next to you and they drop all of their valuable items, you...

...pick them up and give them back.

...take the items and run away.

...take the items and taunt the person with them.

...leave them where they are, whatever happens happens.

...wait until they're about to get them back, then take them and laugh.

Where'd my pants go?

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You've recently had all of your items stolen and you find a bug that lets you get infinite money, you...

...don't tell anyone and use it to get rich.

...use it for yourself for a while, then tell everyone in the game about it.

...immediately report it to James, duh.

...use it to recover what you lost, then report it to James.

...tease people with it, haha!

My cat is fluffy, I love my fluffy kitty, my kitty cat is fluffy!

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James comes online, you...

...say hi to him.

...ignore him, he never talks to you anyways.

...don't say anything, enough people say hi anyways.

...let out a big "HEY JAMES!!" and begin sending tells to him.

Does James have blue hair in real life?

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Are you married or planning to be married in ML, and not to the person you're married to in real life?

Yes.

No.

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There's an event starting in the game, you...

...attend, why not?

...broadcast that events are stupid.

...go to the event but harrass the people you don't like in it.

...don't go, you'd rather train.

...are the one hosting it, the community needs help to stay alive!

I'm eating a shoe right now, yay!

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A newbie is begging everyone for help, you...

...ignore it, someone will help them eventually.

...ignore it, nobody ever helped you.

...tell them the wrong answer, stupid newbies.

...tell them to shut up and find out.

...help them through, and offer to walk them through some other parts of the game for half an hour.

...answer them and go back to what you were doing.

There are numbers on my keyboard.

Question

Which words do you use most often?

You're welcome.

Pork cobbler.

F**k you!

Go away.

Shut up.

Question

ML is going to be shut down if James can't get $100, you...

...send the money, James is in trouble!

...explain that you would, but you don't have any money.

...leave it be, it'll work itself out.

...laugh at James on the forum.

Question

What's your favorite kind of music?

ML's music!

Rap.

Gothic.

Gospel.

None of the above listed/no favorite.

Question

Do you drink alcohol?

Yes, and I'm 21 years old or older.

Yes, and I'm underage.

No.

No, what moron would?

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Which applies more to you?

Retarded

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