"Which alcoholic beverage are you?" personality test

Sit at home alone and think.

Go to the hottest club and meet people.

Read.

Crossdress... WHAT?! It's for my personal enjoyment!

Go to the bar to watch those drunk people try to dance. It's funny.

Something extreme and crazy! You have to live life to its fullest.

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Are you from a country other than the US?

Yes.

No.

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Are you... Russian? You sexy beast!

Da!

Nope.

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Spanish?

Si!

Nope.

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German?

Ja!

Nope.

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French?

Oui.

Nope.

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What kind of food do you like?

Your mothers ass!!

Whatever's at the diner.

OH MY GOD! Toaster struddle!!

Blowfish sushi. I like to live dangerously.

Pizza, I guess.

Authentic and exotic ethnic food.

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What is your reason for living?

To like... Be the best hairdresser there is!

To have fun, have sex, live life to its fullest before it's over.

To be brusque with those who ask me questions instead of lying to make them feel better.

To party, baby!

To help the world solve problems. That's what I read for. I like to soak up information.

I don't know. Why am I living?

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Which is your favorite mythological creature?

A vampire

A fairy

A unicorn

A god/dess

A centaur

Your mama!

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Which cuss word is your favorite to use?

Fuck!

Asshole.

Bitch.

Damn!

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Who would you have sex with?

Your mama!

You and your mama at the same time!

Some chick/dude I met at this party.

My girlfriend/boyfriend.

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What's your sexual preference?

Gay/lesbian.

Straight.

Bisexual.

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I like...

Art.

People.

Arguing.

To be left alone.

Rainbows.

Operas.

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Which would be your favorite sport?

Martial arts

Dancing

Football

Skydiving

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What's your favorite color?

Green.

Red.

The colors of the rainbow!!

Orange

Black

Purple

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I'm sick...

Got a hangover?

And what do you want me to do about it?

Awe, sweetheart, are you going to be okay?

What are your symptoms?

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Sigh I love you!

...I think you had a little too much to drink.

...

Uh, you don't even know me?

I LOVE YOU, TOO!!!!

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What's your favorite flavor?

A salty french fry from McDonalds.

He He He... A big juicy cock/succulent pussy.

The taste of an Indian curry.

Bourbon.

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YOU'RE WRONG!!!

Bitch, I'm always right if I plan on arguing about it!

Hah! You think so? Prove that I'm wrong.

Oh Hell no! You better back your ass up right now.

Wanna fight?

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you're wrong. No reason to fight over it. It was just a statement.

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Last one. Which would you choose to be your pet?

A dog.

A bird.

A cat.

A fish.

A snake.

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