Another really annoying test that makes no sense whatsoever

Yes!

Is it...square?

Straight-edge or fancy?

Only if a half-naked, tall, dark, and handsome man serves it!

23.6 pounds, please.

Dogs love cheese.

Never heard of that one...does it get bubble gum out of your hair like peanut butter does?

No, no thank you.

Question

Do you smoke?

If you light me on fire.

No, that is SOO unhealthy!

Of course...Virginia Slims only, though.

Well, of course...America pays $448,000,000 a year for that tobacco!

Have you ever seen me smoke?

Oh, no, you can't smoke in the shower!

No.

Technically, no.

Question

Do you steal the kids' cups you get at restaraunts?

Of course, they make wonderful souveniers!

I don't have kids.

Kids' cups, kids' cups...no, can't find any.

I don't go to restaraunts.

They're great for rinsing!

Well, they give you the cups, so you're supposed to take them...it's not stealing.

I'm a kid, of course I do.

That's not all I steal....

Question

Paper or Plastic?

Plastic, like me.

Paper, like me.

Plastic is more fun to rip apart.

huh?

Plastic...the handles are more convenient.

Gee, I don't know!

cork

Paper...I can recycle it.

Question

Justin or Kelly?

Who?

You mean the ones from American Idol?

Justin...everyone wants a piece of that hair!

neither

Both!

cork or plastic?

Kelly, she's so down-home.

Both...ooh, what a steamy affair that would be!

Question

SPF 50

don't need it

That's bad for your hair, stupid!

When did I go outside?

Yes, my delicate skin needs it, now!

I never get to go outside...waah.

I sure could have used it last summer! And this spring, and this summer, and on Labor Day....

Oh, no, I have a rich, dark, tan, SPF does nothing for me!

It comes in 50 now?

Question

2+2

I'm too silly for math!

Ooh, that's a new one!

I come in a package of 8

Oh how cute!

Math, no!

Numbers!

Great, value pack!

Question

Guess what: This is question #8!

so?

Yay!

A full set!

...is enough.

Wasn't that a tv show?

airport traffic

*bark*

...in a series?

Question

Why do people read in the bathroom?

Go ask Daddy.

I can't read...waah.

I, myself, have a fine collection of literature in my bathroom.

Eww, that's gross.

It's good for digestion.

I need to use the bathroom!

I take showers in the bathroom.

...because they do, that's why.

Question

If you were a rock, what would you do?

I'd be a pet rock!

I'd strive for rock world domination!

I'd take pictures of my lovely rock self!

I'd be the most beautiful rock ever! Duh!

I'd rather be igneous.

I'd have wonderul and exciting rock adventures!

I'd go out and find myself a beautiful rock mate!

I would be a rock, an inanimate object. I would just sit there and have a horrible life...like I am right now.

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Another really annoying test that makes no sense whatsoever

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Cheese?

Do you smoke?

Do you steal the kids' cups you get at restaraunts?

Paper or Plastic?

Justin or Kelly?

SPF 50

2+2

Guess what: This is question #8!

Why do people read in the bathroom?

If you were a rock, what would you do?

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