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So? Where are we going?
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Allrighty then! Were going to Nevada!
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So we all get into the car. Which is actually a truck. Because I said so. Anyhoo, only 3 people can sit up front and we've got, I dunno, 6. Who sits in the bed and why?
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Its been a few hours. OK, a lot of hours, and everyones tired of hearing the little animal-lover dude preaching about his revolutionary all-potato diet. Anyone wanna suggest a CD/radio station?
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A few days later, we get to Nevada!
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Soon you all find out that coming here was just an exscuse for me to sneak into Area 51. Anyone coming with?
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We make it through the fences, but not without being seen. (They have cameras, you know. 0.o) As they start shooting at us, we all go running through the desert like a herd of, I dunno. Something that moves really fast. We make it halfway across the state before stopping at a truck stop somewhere. As usual with places like this, theres at least one guy dressed as Elvis sitting in a far corner.
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So Elvis comes over and sits on the little fanboy dude, and we all order lunch. Then I notice something truly horrifying. MY BUBBLE GUM IS GONE. I always stick a pack of bubble gum in my pocket before leaving the house. And now...its all gone....... *freaks out* WHO TOOK MY BUBBLE GUM?! I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU, IT HAD TO BE, WHO WAS IT?! YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR THIS!!!! GIMME BACK MY BUBBLE GUM!!!!
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Seriously tho, did you take my bubble gum? Its very important.
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....OK. Im calm now. You all pitched in to buy me some more gum, and so we're on the road again. Literally, on the road. Crawling on our bellies through the blistering Arizona heat. Or maybe the blistering New Mexico heat. I dunno, we're lost. Eventually we come to a fence. Inside the fence is a cow.
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The cow runs away. We keep walking. We find a dead snake in the road.
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We keep walking. Suddenly, from behind a bush springs....THE COLOR QUESTION!!!!! WHATS YOUR FAV?
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Kidding! Just kidding! Put the guns away..... Seriously tho, out from behind a bush springs....A RABID MOOSE!!!!
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Ummm....hmm. Im running out of questions here.... OK...somehow we wind up in Europe.
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We spend the night in a quaint little village on the outskirts of somewhere.
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...Yep. I am officially out of questions. So I go home and leave you all to rot in the middle of nowhere. You should be happy, Ive been planning your deaths from the very beggining of this little trip so you wont have to worry about it yourselves. But thats what friends are for, right? Heh. Enjoy eternity, dudes!
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