Are you really straight?

yes..but thats just a reflex.

yes..and i like what i see.

yes..and it annoys me my eyes go there.

NO i never look not even by reflex!

sometimes i reach out and try to stroke his cock while its out in the open for me to play with!

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when you wake up with a booner..what did you dream about then?

have sex with men?

havin sex with girls?

having sex with a dog?

something else.

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when you eat a hot dog what do you think about then?

mmm..hot dog.

this sausage almost feels like a cock in my mouth.

when i eat i dont think i just eat..who the hell do you think i am..i cant do two things at once you stupid fucking idiot!

mmm beer...wait.. what was the question again?

that guy over there is kindy hot..iam going to show him what i can do with his cock with this hot dog now!

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if you see a guy thats pretty cute for a guy what do you think?

*giggle*..damn..hes one hot..hmm..mumma...papa...eh..hot..daddy?

you start to drool and undress him with your eyes imaging yourself sucking on his cock.

you look at him for 1-2 seconds and think: fucker...hit on any of the hot girls and il beat the crap out of you pretty boy!

i..fucking..hate..guys..that..looks...good!!!

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if a guy puts his hand on your leg..what do you do?

you jump right up screaming: ey..wtf..touch me again you fucking faggit and il cut your fucking arm off you fucking assfucking freak!!!

mmm..you like what you feel?...

this is turning me on big-daddy! *grr*

you look down on his hand...then look at him with eyes that could pop his motherfucking head of!

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if a french guy walks up to you and says something on french what do you do?

start *giggling* and throw yourself into his arms and start kissing him!

you kick that fucking frenchs guys ass!

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if someone with a gun comes up behind you and says: get down on your knees and suck my cock! what do you do?

you look stunned..go down on your knees and you do what needs to be done!

you rather take a bullet in the mouth then a cumshot from some fucking faggit with a gun!

a faggit with a gun is like a women with a gun you think and you kick that fruit cakes ass back to whatever asshole he crawled out of that day!

you say: well if you say so big daddy..but i got to warn you..iam going to suck you dry baby boy!

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what kind of underwear do you have on you now?

g-string!

boxers!

tight white speedos!

nothing..today..its COMMANDO!

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what would you rather do?

lick a sweet wet pussy?

suck some dudes cock?

get fucked in the ass?

fuck someone in the ass?

fuck a sweet wet pussy?

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are you a man or a women..or a man-women?

wtf...how dare you..you fucking cock licking piece of shit iam going to fucking rip your motherfucking assfucking shit hole back to whaterver../(#/#U"=(¤#"``¤?=%"=?)¤=)" COCK SHIT#)U¤)"(=¤)YOU FUCKING#(=)#(¤=)"#"!

i like to see my self as a women *giggle*!

iam a man-woman aaall day long!

ey fuck you cocksucker..iam man enough for your entire fucking gay community!

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what car would you want?

Ferrari

Porsche

Volvo

BMW

SUV

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what would you do if you were to become gay?

puke for 10 days,cry for 10 days,sleep for 10days then kill my self.

i would be so happy that i couldnt belive it!

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last question; if a friend of yours ever becomes gay..what would you do!

try to change that fairy back to the man i considered a friend!

try to change him back..and if that doesnt work then i would kick that cocksuckers ass and leave that bitch for pure women with big boobs and nice asses!

kick his ass all day long!

first i would laugh at him..then i would start crying for laughing so much..then i would tell everyone about it then laugh som more then i would round up everyone i know so we can kick his fairy ass back to sanity!

i would welcome another brotherin into my world and teach him how to suck a cock and swallow cumshots without spilling one drip of precious cum!

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Are you really straight?

Get started with these questions...

when a guy takes of his underwear when he's changing do you take a little peek or dont your eyes even move for a micro second?

when you wake up with a booner..what did you dream about then?

when you eat a hot dog what do you think about then?

if you see a guy thats pretty cute for a guy what do you think?

if a guy puts his hand on your leg..what do you do?

if a french guy walks up to you and says something on french what do you do?

if someone with a gun comes up behind you and says: get down on your knees and suck my cock! what do you do?

what kind of underwear do you have on you now?

what would you rather do?

are you a man or a women..or a man-women?

what car would you want?

what would you do if you were to become gay?

last question; if a friend of yours ever becomes gay..what would you do!

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