What kind of Evil Demonic overlord are you?

Dust the cupboards...

He was my inspiration really....

I married him really. He always leaves the toilet seat up....

The force is my master.

SATAN IS MY LORD!

Worship him? I am Him.

NUKE SATAN!

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God is_________.

Non existant like those Valar things.

A rival of my husband really. Smells like cheese.

Not as important as making ribbon cookies for the holidays.

Not as cool as David Beckham.

Smells like Bleu.....maybe limberger? Chedder?

Your mom.

Gonna be NUKED!

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If an old lady were walking accross the street, you would?

Show her how she can turn her garbage into a beautiful table centerpiece.

Enlist her into my endless army of orcs.

Maim her, steal whatever food she is carrying and push her into the street.

Violently beat her with her own cane.

Show her the many reasons of why hemp is oh so superior to paper and other paper byproducts.

Help her walk accross the street.

NUKE HER!

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Have you ever obliterated a village?

It was standing between me and that gay elf fellow.

Yes.

Allright, I'll admit it! IT WAS SOOOOOO DIRTY!

Maybe........Allright, YES! Waait! You have no proof!

Actually, It was more of a town, a city maybe? Allright screw it! It was a country!

I live in a village......

Does the U.S. count as a village? Cuz I'm planning it.....WITH NUKES!

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What are Republicans?

Communist facist pigs.....just like citrus fruits and ducks.

Not as cool as John Kerry.

Republicans? WHAT ARE THESE THINGS? I MUST FIND THE RING!

My best friends.

Slightly less evil than me.

*Blank Stare. followed by a look of shear disgust*

About to be NUKED!

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Faced with total world Destruction because of a certain Yugoslavian prince, what would you do?

Destroy the Prince and then continue my search for the ring.

Make a witty remark about the current state of his home and return to my multi-million dollar mansion.

Kill him, drink his blood, and then mutilate his remains. After that give him to my husband as an anniversary gift. The 80,00th year is the mutilated corpse year.

Bite his face off and dance happily.

Spend the last couple of days happily and then wait for my imminent death.

Punch Ben, stab him through the heart and destroy the world of Star Wars.

NUKE HIM, Then fondle some Cabbage.....

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Do you enjoy money?

Money is not necessary in prison!

Money, Greed, Power, it's all good in Hell!

I've got the power and the greed, but money isn't essential when your a hobo who lives in a trashcan.....

Quarters are shiny.....

My husband gives me all that I need. I LOVES THE DIAMONDS!

Once I get the ring, all money will be in the form of Lembas.

ONLY TO BUY NUKES!

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Donald Trump is?

The rich guy with worse hair than the current king of Gondor.

A multi-millionaire who owns hotels n'stuff.

Someone on earth who is a great deal less evil than me.

Eeeeewwwww.......

A close friend of mine.

A guy who gave better rings to his WIVES than my hubby gave to me.......

The rich American capitalist with worse hair than....me!

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Any planets you hate?

Earth.

Planet of the dirty homes.

Earth, and Heaven!

Hoth. Tatooine. Coruscant. Dagobah.

I don't hate any planets.

Middle Earth.

America.

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If you were a sumo wrestling, tutu wearing, ballet and yoga practicing tyrant, what would your catchphrase be?

There is no life, In the void.

God's a bitch.

YOUR MOM!

Use the force!

Satan is more than my friend.

DUST THE CUPBOARDS!

NUKES!

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Have you ever commited a heinous crime, such as gasp tearing the "DO NOT REMOVE" tag off of a mattress?

Never!

I sleep on the same mattress that I've had for 90,000 years!

I tear the tags off of all my mattresses!

Oh how I long to sleep on a mattress of dead Hobbits.....

No, but I have turned an old mattress into a wreath for Thanksgiving.

Only 42 times!

I'm going to tear off the matress tag off my nuclear missile.....

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What kind of government do you live in?

Tyranny.

Monarchy.

Democracy.

Anarchosyndicist commune.

Dictatorship.

Question

Who stole the cookies from the cookie Jar?

Me.

Stop asking these pathetic questions, Bilbo stole the ring from the cookie Jar!

You can make a cookie jar out of old shoeboxes and a little bit of magic.

Why are you all looking at me?

LLAMA!

I always wait until after my mommy says I can have a cookie before taking one!

Cookies aren't as fun to fondle as cabbage....

Question

Last question, what is your favorite of the following dances?

The "I'm a happy Ruler of hell "dance

The "I'm the one married to the ruler of hell "dance

The "I love soccer and Star Wars "dance

The " I will kill all who stand in the path of me finding the ring" dance

The " I'm going to bust out of prison" dance

The "Happy Skippy Dancing 42 Llamas" dance

The "NUKE THEM ALL" dance.

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See, I'm so evil that I lied on the last question... this is the last question!, what is you're one weakness?

The ring.

Robert.

Prison Sentances.

Bloomingdales going out of buisness.

Ducks and Citrus Fruits.

A cabbage deprived world.

Michael the Archangel.

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What kind of Evil Demonic overlord are you?

Get started with these questions...

Do you worship a certain King of Darkness?

God is_________.

If an old lady were walking accross the street, you would?

Have you ever obliterated a village?

What are Republicans?

Faced with total world Destruction because of a certain Yugoslavian prince, what would you do?

Do you enjoy money?

Donald Trump is?

Any planets you hate?

If you were a sumo wrestling, tutu wearing, ballet and yoga practicing tyrant, what would your catchphrase be?

Have you ever commited a heinous crime, such as gasp tearing the "DO NOT REMOVE" tag off of a mattress?

What kind of government do you live in?

Who stole the cookies from the cookie Jar?

Last question, what is your favorite of the following dances?

See, I'm so evil that I lied on the last question... this is the last question!, what is you're one weakness?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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What kind of Evil Demonic overlord are you?

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Do you worship a certain King of Darkness?

God is_________.

If an old lady were walking accross the street, you would?

Have you ever obliterated a village?

What are Republicans?

Faced with total world Destruction because of a certain Yugoslavian prince, what would you do?

Do you enjoy money?

Donald Trump is?

Any planets you hate?

If you were a sumo wrestling, tutu wearing, ballet and yoga practicing tyrant, what would your catchphrase be?

Have you ever commited a heinous crime, such as *gasp* tearing the "DO NOT REMOVE" tag off of a mattress?

What kind of government do you live in?

Who stole the cookies from the cookie Jar?

Last question, what is your favorite of the following dances?

See, I'm so evil that I lied on the last question... this is the last question!, what is you're one weakness?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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