Through history, there have been many pirates. The great Blackbeard; Bluebeard; Redbeard; Anne Bonny; Long John Silver; Pugwash the Magnificent. All have had illustrious histories, full of battles and victories the likes of which ye have never seen.
And arrrrr, it be true that ye wants to be a pirate. I see it in ye eyes. But deep down, knows you what kind of pirate ye would be? Knows you truthfully?
Yarrr. It is an important question, what kind of pirate ye would be. But it is not one ye can answer yeself. Piracy is earned, ye little scallywag, not chosen. And it is in this spirit that we invite ye to submit ye name - and let us decide for ye.
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