The Apple Granny Name Generator

Apple Granny is the prototypical grandmother type. She will give you a brand new name, by peeling an apple and tossing the peel on the floor. Be nice now, she may be an old lady, but she still weilds a kitchen knife with grace and skill, and if she can peel an apple the way she does, just what could she do to you?

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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