Apple Granny is the prototypical grandmother type. She will give you a brand new name, by peeling an apple and tossing the peel on the floor. Be nice now, she may be an old lady, but she still weilds a kitchen knife with grace and skill, and if she can peel an apple the way she does, just what could she do to you?
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