The if-I-were-a-sideshow-attraction Name Generator!
by Samantha Rose
Everyone has dreamt about running away and joining the Circus- right? Don't lie! If you hadn't why would you kave clicked on this particular name generator? Hmm? HMMM? Well, let me tell you why: If you DID run off and become a part of the Circus, what would you be? The Bearded Lady? The Human Blowtorch?
Well, type your name in and find out!