The if-I-were-a-sideshow-attraction Name Generator!

Everyone has dreamt about running away and joining the Circus- right? Don't lie! If you hadn't why would you kave clicked on this particular name generator? Hmm? HMMM? Well, let me tell you why: If you DID run off and become a part of the Circus, what would you be? The Bearded Lady? The Human Blowtorch?

Well, type your name in and find out!

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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