The "If Your Name Was An Emo Song... Generator Thingy"

I often laugh at some of the song names that emo-ish bands produce. Good To Know If I Ever Need Attention All I Have To Do Is Die is a rather good example. Please note that I'm not trying to put down emo or anything, I'm just poking a bit of fun at the ridiculous song titles. So don't yell at me. >> ONWARD, HO.