Rich White Republican Name Generator

Have you ever wondered what its like to be a rich white Republican? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to actually vote for George W. Bush?
Well here's your chance! Simply specify gender and name and poof! You're a standing member of the Republican party.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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