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The Moron Name Generator

They're a funny old bunch, those eejits. Rather than picking names from their heritage, or the Bible, morons tend to make them up. Sometimes they'll combine the parents' names into one (BenDonna, for example). Other times it's impossible to quite understand what their parents were thinking; names like Zestpool and Zon'tl aren't uncommon.

We can understand why you might be jealous of names like these. After all, they are far more interesting and exciting than your own. Luckily, help is at hand with the Moron Name Generator; simply indicate your first name, last name and your gender preference below, and we'll moronise your moniker.

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