The Super Gay-Assed Boyfriend/Girlfriend Generator
Yeah, you know you need a boyfriend or girlfriend. So why not become obligated to one of the people I know who, if they knew you, would never go out with a nerd such as yourself! (Except maybe Dante...Desperate freak)
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