The Very British Name Generator

The sun never sets on the Empire!

Well, okay, so it does actually, and Britain has fallen upon hard times lately, what with spying on the UN and giving the world the Spice Girls. But think back to those wonderful times at the beginning of the 20th century, when Britain ruled most of the world under its brutal, imperialistic, tea-drinking thumb.

You love it, we love it. And chances are, you're not British, more's the pity.

Luckily, you have the chance to put this right! All you have to do is insert your name below, and we'll tinker with it until you drink seven cupts of tea a day and hanker for a really nice brolly. Spiffing.