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@rumandmonkey We're off to obliterate a village. See you soon.
These days, elves have more fun.
We're serious. Look at that Legolas; of all the characters in JRR Tolkein's vaguely
asinine fantasy trilogy, he has received the most attention. The most fame. Indeed, the most
love, and as we learn from the widely-known subtext of The Lord of the Rings,
there ain't no loving like elf loving. Even his little elfin ears seem to drip with
sweaty, salty man juices.
Or something. Anyway, everything else aside, elves are fucking everywhere these days and
we know you want to be one. In
true altruistic Rum and Monkey tradition, we intend to help you - just type your
human name below and we'll do the rest.
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