Which Famous Homosexual Are You?

Listen here, darling. Are you as camp as a pair of tights?

Yes

No

Is the old "all gay men like Barbra Streisand" standard a stereotype?

Yes

No

Have you ever had / would you consider having a sham marriage?

Yes

No

Are you magnificent, wise and truthful?

Yes

No

Have you ever obliterated a village?

Yes

No

Do you think San Francisco has a certain something? (For living in, not obliterating?)

Yes

No

Are you easily impressed by bearded, Jewish men?

Yes

No

Rainbows. Are they more than just things that munchkins live over?

Yes

No

Ever shaved your head? Or got an eyebrow piercing? Or a stomach piercing? Or bleached your hair? Or done something equally kerrraaazy? Or even just thought about it? Or thought you should think about it? Or ...

Yes

No

Would you go out with the same sex, on a date, in public?

Yes

No

Do you wish bad things would happen to Jerry Falwell? Like, really bad things, with guns and tanks and things?

Yes

No