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What Do You Look Like?

I'm a lump of lard, and proud of it!

I'm a stick. Literally. Skin and bones is ME.

I'm slim. Enough.

I'm fairly thin...a bit of tummy...but no one's perfect!

Chunky

Big and beautiful!

I'm hideously tall.

Terrifically short!

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Favourite Number?

1-10

20-35

40-78

101

Five thousand twenty four.

All of them! They're all great.

You're planning to kill me. I know it.

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How Would You Describe Love?

Love is the most romantic thing anyone can ever get involved in EVER. *Sigh* I love love.

Love is just another word for sex.

Love blows.

Love's okay. Eating is better.

Love does not exist. It never has, and it never will, goddammit!

Bite me.

Love is the connection. It's the only way to go!

I LOVE YOU. Wait...I don't think that was what the question was asking...screw it.

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How Do You Dress?

Grunge. There IS no other way to dress.

Emo!! Emo emo emo emo emo emo and more emo. Punkalicious.

I am the queen/king of preppy. Preppy is my middle name, next to cheerleader.

Meh. I just throw on whatever's clean and on my floor. Wait. Scratch that. It doesn't matter if it's clean.

GOTH. Black, dark, black, some more dark...did I say black yet?

Geeky. I got the glasses, the tight overalls, the bow tie...the whole shebang.

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What Is Your Hairstyle?

Long and lucious.

Short and sassy.

Medium and mellow.

I got the whole afro goin' on, baby!

MOHAWK.

Emo! The gorgeous blackness over one eye.

I am the KING/QUEEN of gel. Anything to do with gel, and that's me.

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