Which Latter-Day Glendinningite are you?

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1

Noises to be found coming from your room?

Loud, enthusiastic renditions of Radiohead songs.

Shouty German music, interspersed with gunfire.

*strumstrum* "Fuck!" *strumstrum*

The clicking of a keyboard and the non-stop rhythms of feminist angst.

Not a lot. I work all day...

2

What's in your room?

The comfiest chair ever.

Lego. Masses of Lego.

Lots of wonderful arty pictures and stuff.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Too many computer monitors.

3

When was the last time you left the house?

Er .. what?

Wednesday. Wednesday pub day.

Probably sometime today.

August.

This morning, at the crack of dawn.

4

Preferred fighting style?

Turning people's parents into soup.

I gotta plastic Lightsaber, and I ain't afraid to use it!

Poking people when their backs are turned.

Generally being nice to folk.

"Come back, I'll bite yer kneecaps off!"

5

Sample quote?

"What?"

"Yeah! Let's sell fish on the internet!"

"That's where Greekness comes from."

"That's so mean ..."

"Hallloooo" (In a very silly voice.)

6

Your drink of choice?

Pineapple juice. Yeeeeah.

Feck! Arse! Girls!

Sleepytime tea.

Where's my pint of tea?

Not alcohol at any rate, being the one with the car.

7

What beast are you?

A startled rabbit, wearing a moose.

A kittie-cat.

A froggy.

A mongoose.

A meerkat.

8

What's the answer?

What?

Well, it's 4, innit?

Kiwi, thilly.

It's not being racist to the Americans, now is it.

Network it. Hold on, I'll hack together a program to ...

9

Ever obliterated a small village?

What?

Not since yesterday.

I am death incarnate!

Can't we all just get along?

Probably not.

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