R U A Man Or an Woo-Mannnn?

I stand, legs akimbo, shouting,`SWEET JESUS !'

I don't pee !!!

I sit, or crouch behind a car if I'm realllyyy drunk!

All of the above

I just lay there and feel the sensation before passing out

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Question

Are you French?

Sometimes, but mainly in Autumn, would you like to look at my journal, its the size of my thumb and yet it is already 12,375 pages long, I started it last week, oh look, how foolish I was at 4.46pm yesterday, so niave.......

Are ye callen' me gay, are ye?

Why, yes, I am, you are very observant !

Are you serious?

3

Question

Pick a colour (unless american, then pick an aluminum)

Black, now die!

Black, mysterious, beautiful dark dream, slimming

Black, the clouds, the clouds, the dogs are after me, no, mother, noooo!

Rainbow atrocity

4

Question

Have you obliterated a village?

Hell yeah and it was the biggest goddamed village ye ever saw, more of a small country, nah, a big planet it was!!!!!

Listen, I'd rather not talk about that right now, ok!

No, mother, noooo!!!

5

Question

Who is your special friend that visits you monthly?

I don't find this very amusing, really!

Big Chris, he brings over his xbox and we play games fer two days solid whilst farting a lot and shouting, `Bee-atch!' at pixilated female-type entities...yo!

Palma Noxidoxtria, whom I summon with my ouji board, she says you are going to die surrounded by friends but that you have no children

My probation officer

Little Timmy Tandem and his exotic collection of red inks

6

Question

In a sticky situation what would you be?

Surprised

Wet

Hard

All of the above

French

7

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Alanis Morrisette...

does not know the meaning of the word, "Irony"

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R U A Man Or an Woo-Mannnn?

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How do you pee?

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