The "Why didn't I vote for John Kerry?" Test

I realize not everyone's a Kerry fan. I mean, even I'm not. But think about it...him or Dubya? Think about it, dammit! Why didn't you vote John Kerry America?!?

Get started with these questions...

1

Do you like killing things?

2

Where are you from?

3

If you could help George Bush in any way, you'd:

4

Have you ever obliterated a village?

5

What political party do you fit under?

6

Do you have a lot of money?

7

Do you love Rum and Monkey?

8

Are you a registered voter?

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