The Morality Test

This is a personality test that estimates whether you're destined to a fate of Paradiso, or if you're destined to a fate of Inferno.

Get started with these questions...

1

You see two paths; one that leads to a Temple of God, and one that leads to a Temple of Satan.

You feel comfortable going to the Temple of God.

You feel comfortable going to the Temple of Satan.

2

Your friend keeps beating you at a game you both play; how do you feel about that?

I hate them; they think that they're so cool...

I feel sorry for them; after all, why should I hate them for being better?

3

You find a Tiki idol; what do you do with it?

I'll just leave it there; I won't follow idols.

It's so beautiful! I'll take it, and build an altar to it!

4

You have been promoted from your old job; how do you react to this feat?

It's the most glorious triumph I have made!

It's nothing, really; it's just a title.

5

Your favorite sports team lost a game; what do you say to that?

Oh, gosh darn it; maybe they'll win next time.

WHAT THE GOD-D*** MOTHERF****** H***--JESUS CHRIST, MAN!!!

6

You are in a field, and you were given a comfortable bedroll; what do you do?

I'll just sleep, y'know, for a few...sixteen hours...y'know...zzz!

I'll help the local farmer harvest their crops; after all, they're nice!

7

Today is Saturday (or Sunday, if you're Christian); what do you do today?

I'll rest, for I've been worked for as long as I needed to every other day.

I'll do some work, y'know, to stay active...just sayin'.

8

You've found a shilling/penny; what do you do?

I will take it, and invest it, and take that profit to get more money--MONEY, YE ARE ME MASTER!!!

I will take it, and give it to charity; what use have I for money, if all I need is faith?

9

You were told by your parent(s) never to drink alcohol; if a friend gave you booze, who will you choose to obey?

I'll honor my parent's wish, and I shall simply say "No.".

Uhm, I'm my own boss; they can't tell me what to do!

10

Your high school bully is now a weak person; how do you repay them?

How else? By beating their A**!

How else? By forgiving them for bullying me!

11

You find two situations--a woman in a burning building, and a runaway criminal; which do you choose?

You head for the burning building, and manage to save the woman.

You head for the criminal, and shoot him; he's unarmed, anyway.

12

You have a bag of freshly picked apples in one hand, and a religious text in the other; which would you toss?

I'll toss that religious book; I'm hungry, anyway--OM NOM NOM!

I'll toss that bag of apples; for one does not feed on bread alone, but on every word from the mouth of God.

13

You were recently married; your spouse's sibling became jealous, but asks you to follow them down the hallway; what do you do?

I simply say that I am busy at the moment, and I apologize.

I simply follow them into the bedroom; threesomes are fun, man!

14

You are sixteen, and you feel ready to go to a strip club; what do you do?

I'll go anyway--I love me some shakin'!

I'll stay at home; I guess I'll just do something else until I'm ready.

15

You see a blind person; they are holding a mug with money in it...

I feel like giving them some money; after all, they can't see!

I feel like taking their money; after all, they can't see!

16

You look into a mirror, but what do you see?

Why, I see the most beautiful and gorgeous thing out there--all must know!

Why, I see the most ugly and disgusting thing out there--none must know!

17

You've done something very bad; just, really, something awful.

I'll confess to having done this terrible thing--but nothing less than the truth!

I'll conceal having done this terrible thing from everyone--but nothing less than a lie!

18

You have made a terrible grade on something that you've worked hard on. How do you respond?

I'm just some low-life--I should just end my life here!

I'm just some human--I shouldn't let this make me sad!

19

Your rich neighbors, the Rich family, has tons of things that you've always wanted!

I have a house, and enough food to live off of--why should I want someone else's things?

I hate them! I wanted those things!

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