What kind of fucker are you?

Fucker here means a person who fucks, not someone who fucks people over. This test is just for kicks, so don't be alarmed at your results. And remeber: sexuality lays on a continuum.

Get started with these questions...

1

What do you wear to bed?

2

What's your food of choice?

3

You're all alone finally. Your partner/parents/roomates/kids/imaginary friend went out, you...

4

If you were a material, what would you be?

5

You read...

6

You encounter an inner conflict, you....

7

To you, sex is....

8

During a small get together, some your friends end up naked in a hot tub, things seem to be heading towards...

9

If you were to pick a profession, you see yourself as....

10

In bed, you consider yourself...

11

Your partner asks to try something new and intimidating, you...

12

You go out on a special, long awaited date with your special someone. What happens?

13

You're doing it, what noises come out of your room?

14

Having sex without a shower on a hot summer day is....

15

The smell of your lover's body is....

16

Bisexuality/homosexuality is.....

17

What do you think of porn?

18

Finally, the last question... you best describe yourself as ....

19

And finnaly... one last question: what "animal" are you?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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