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What kind of fucker are you?

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Fucker here means a person who fucks, not someone who fucks people over. This test is just for kicks, so don't be alarmed at your results. And remeber: sexuality lays on a continuum.

What do you wear to bed?
 
What's your food of choice?
 
You're all alone finally. Your partner/parents/roomates/kids/imaginary friend went out, you...
 
If you were a material, what would you be?
 
You read...
 
You encounter an inner conflict, you....
 
To you, sex is....
 
During a small get together, some your friends end up naked in a hot tub, things seem to be heading towards...
 
If you were to pick a profession, you see yourself as....
 
In bed, you consider yourself...
 
Your partner asks to try something new and intimidating, you...
 
You go out on a special, long awaited date with your special someone. What happens?
 
You're doing it, what noises come out of your room?
 
Having sex without a shower on a hot summer day is....
 
The smell of your lover's body is....
 
Bisexuality/homosexuality is.....
 
What do you think of porn?
 
Finally, the last question... you best describe yourself as ....
 
And finnaly... one last question: what "animal" are you?