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How often do you use profanity or swear?
 
Are you British?
 
Have you ever sacrificed a goat to George Bush?"
 
Are you Religous?
 
Is your name William?
 
Is your name Richard?
 
Are you a male Chicken?
 
Have you ever been used to open a door?
 
Are you a British Playwright?
 
Which of these musical acts best represents your style?
 
Have you ever obliterated a village?
 
What do you think about communism?
 

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