Which kind of soda are YOU?

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

You know you've wanted to know it. That burning question that keeps you awake at night, that keeps you from working, that reduces you to a paranoid, sickly being.

WHAT KIND OF SODA AM I?

Well, now you can know! Go on, take it!