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black/blood red

pinky...sooo cute

blue...i guess.or white.or...maybe yellow.

green/blue

brown

green.like vegetables.

ohh,of course blue.and white.Heaven's a nice place...

bright colours...like yellow,orange,stuff like that.

dark colours.

computer-colour...

Question

what music do you like?

hard techno!!!!

yep.i guess pop is ok...

whatever if its cooooool

hip-hop/rap

no matter...something depressive *cries*

mixed...a bit of this a bit of that

rock/metal

something that is similar to a cabbage.

christian rock.

that funny thing...u know...that wierd sound from Nintendo games.

Question

are you emo?!

HELL NO!!!KILL EMO!!!

no im not...*weepweepweep*

yes...my life is sooo hard

no,im just sad.

well,if this is hot.whatever.

well,i dont eat meat.

no,but God save them.

no...i like my life.well...not as much as my computer,but still.

Question

someone hates you.what do you do?

omg,i cant kill anyone *cries*

kill 'em.brutal.

what do i care?i love myself.

nothing.well,someone doesn't.

the voices like me.i like them too.so,whats the problem?

Jesus loves you.

i dont eat meat,cabbages like me...im happy.

umm...dunno.people don't know me...so they can't h8 me either.only my computer understands me...

Question

what do you say often?

WTF?!

i love you...

my momma's pie is great.

life sucks...

nothing,man.my vocabulary is big.

yo!/ahh!

IM A VEGETARIAN!!!

hm.i love to read jokes on the internet.and when i found one:ROFL!!! *roflroflrofl*

Question

what do you think?which song describes you best?

Buttons by PCD...ahh...yeaaah

Enter sandman by Metallica...MUHAHAA!!!

Für Elise by Beethowen...classic.

Lithium by Nirvana...the voices like it too^^

Grace Kelly by Mika...happy.

When I'm gone by Eminem...sad...

21 Questions by 50Cent...yo

I don't love you by MCR...omg life is shit.

Piece of me my Britney...aaaaaaaahhh

God loves you by Rachael Lampa...sooo true

Hang on little tomato by Pink Martini...i like tomatoes

dunno,i don't listen to music...but not Rage against the machine...i LOVE the machine

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what are you?

pessimist

optimist

realist

egoist

im emo...

im gay...yeah baby.

cynical

oui,im french.

IM A VEGETARIAN!!!

a sex god.man!

a servant of God.

umm...im a seal.

well,im usually 'deadly deathdove' when i comment on something

Question

what were you in your past life?

i have no past.i have no future.*cries*

a dolphin.

what past life?i don't believe in that stuff.

im GOD!!!in all of my lives.

what do i care?carpe diem!!!

i dunno,something hot.

kinda meat...so i can't eat myself!!!cause IM A VEGETARIAN!!!

no idea...

well,maybe an angel...servant of God,anyway.

i think i was a mouse.a computer mouse.

Question

have you ever oblitared a village?

no way!!!

nope...i oblitered a city...MUHAHAAA!!!

no...i don't wanna make pain

yeah,but God said that i must do it

yes.

no,cause there are sooo many little plants,vegetables...and maybe fruit...

uhhh man.not kinda cool.

no...i don't wanna make pain

your mother's french!!!hahh

OF COURSE I DID!!!WoW's a great game!!!

Question

fave drink?

blood.tasty...

beer,and other alcohol stuff.

something cooooooooool!!

some kind of...juice,i guess.

IM A VEGETARIAN!!!

water.

blood of Christ...wine

my own blood.

whatever-if its near to my computer.

Question

say something.

FUCK OFF!!!

hahh...penis.

i just wanna rule the world.happy now? *giggles evil*

kill me...

say WHAT?!

IM A VEGETARIAN!!!

something.ok,can we go on now?

GOD!!!!

i love you...

ahh babee

well,that wasn't me.

processor...or HTML...or...that's it!!!pornography on the internet.

Question

believe in God?

yep.u know,believe in ourselves is important...hahha.

i'm more beautiful than...who's that?oh yes.'God.'

no.

if he exists,why does he let me live?!?!KILL ME PLZ!!!

is this a political question?

yeah,he will save us 1 day...

nope.but i believe in other vegetarians.

of course i do.his/her name is _____________[name of a musician]

yes-his name is Bill Gates.

Question

have you got a boyfriend/girlfriend?

yeah,in the fridge...haha.

no...every1 h8s me...

yes.

no.

umm...almost *blushes*

OMG!!!IM A VEGETARIAN!!!

is this a political question?

well,look at me.im hooottt...sooo...?

no.but i love my computer!!!she is my real 'other half'

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