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Which Millennium Character Are You?

by Senshuu

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

Ever wanted to find out which Millennium character you're most like? Find out now, through living a day of your life!

So! Your day has just begun. To wake up, you...

eat some breakfast, meanwhile neglecting to brush your teeth.

do some jumping jacks right out of bed!

just throw on some clothes, yawn, and hope the day goes right.

stretch a little, then check the calendar for today's activities.

Your choice of breakfast is

instant coffee.

leftover dinner.

oatmeal.

nothing. No time!

You're headed out to work now, ready to face the day. But your delinquent friends suddenly pull up and invite you to play hooky! What do you do?

eagerly agree and throw the day's cares to the wind, only to be ditched. B'awww, forget them.

say it isn't right and head on.

stand there contemplating it indecisively until your friends just leave you there.

say you would, but you have much more important things to do. Sorry.

On you way, you trip over a knick in the sidewalk and meet the pavement. Someone offers to help you up. You...

look horribly embarassed and turn red.

tell 'em to buzz off. You're okay.

thank them kindly as they help you up.

thank them hesitantly and wish they could REALLY do something about your scuffed hands.

At work, there's some untrue gossip going around about you! You refute these claims by...

personally confronting everyone involved and correcting them.

getting angry but keeping it inside, and writing a correctional notice on the dry erase schedule board.

panicking and running around screaming "THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S A LIE!!"

not really caring. It's not true, and who cares about them?

You just got promoted! Hooray! To celebrate later on, you're going to

call up all your friends and ask if they want to have a REAL party!

call up a few friends and go out to get some Chinese!

call up your closest friends and have a picnic!

stay at home by yourself and celebrate alone!

Your company's had an industrial accident, and you're off for the rest of the day. Yay? Now it's time for leisure. You do a bit of shopping and come across a great underwear sale! Of one particular brand, which ones do you pick?

The pink ones with lace

The orange ones with riged lines

The navy ones, plain

The red ones with bright little polka dots

The gold ones with shiny fabric

The black ones made of silk

The green ones with a little floral patterning

The indigo ones that are a little too big

The teal ones with ocean patterns

You get invited to a get-together. You decide it's as good as anything, so you go. What're you bringing to the party?

Sodas! The more the better!

Candy! Everyone loves candy!

Pizza! Infallibly good!

Nothing! They'll have enough stuff already.

You're the life of the party! How'd you earn this title?

Running around with the lampshade on your head, of course.

Having the most vulgar yet still genuinely funny jokes.

Showing off some special ability of yours.

Talking. A lot. What a conversationalist!

Still energetic from the party, you go home and get to bed, but not before...

reading a little bit. A chapter every night!

brushing your teeth, because you didn't this morning.

a quick jog around the house, and a shower. Gotta stay on your toes!

outletting any pent-up emotion on your video games and/or pets.

Someone calls at 3 AM, just as you enter REM sleep! It's your mother, and she says Auntie Joanne has died and left you $1,000,000. You respond:

"Oh... Oh god... Oh god NO! AUNTIE!" more concerned about your dear, dead Aunt.

"THANK YOU Antie What's-Her-Name!" as you envision your new porche.

"..." as you are both stunned that you've inherited a fortune but stumped as to who Antie Joanne is.

"..." while you're torn between caring for the two pieces of news. 'Auntie Who?'

Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

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