Rum and Monkey: The Personality Test Generator

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This is a dual-colour version of the original Magic colour quiz. Because I always wanted to get red/blue in that test - Now I can! Sort of.

The five colours of Magic (The game, that is) along with their defining characteristics, are:

Red - Emotion and Impulse
Blue - Rationality and Forethought
Black - Selfishness and Individuality
White - Selflessness and Conformity
Green - Instinct and Growth

What is the best way to accomplish something?

Planning and forethought.

By honing your personal abilities and those of your companions.

Just do whatever you feel like; it'll come to you eventually.

In a group, in the way prescribed by that group's leadership.

Alone, however the hell I want.

Friends are...

Tools to be manipulated.

Sources of information.

Fun to hang out with.

Very important; I would sacrifice my well-being for theirs.

Good to go camping with.

You need someone dead. How do you do it?

Torch their house.

Frame them for a crime, or present evidence of their crime to their authorities.

Watch them to figure out when and how to strike most effectively.

Have my pack of trained animals maul them.

Hire an assassin.

What is the best way to celebrate your accomplishments?

Laugh maniacally, then get to work on your next plan.

Throw a wild party.

No need to celebrate - Appreciation from my peers is enough.

Write about it in your diary, book, or column.

Medidate on your experiences and your own personal growth.

Favourite comic book/film character?

Venom

The Hulk

The Punisher

Lex Luthor

The Beast

Favourite film character?

Darth Vader

The Ewoks

Indiana Jones

Dr. Moreau

Don Corleone

You go to a party. You spend the most time...

Having someone pour beer down my throat and dancing.

Spreading rumours about other people.

With my own group of friends (As opposed to strangers).

Eating, and/or picking up members of the preferred sex.

Party? I'm home reading a book.

Which of the following qualities do you value most?

Selflessness

Ruthlessness

Adaptability

Passion

Rationality

Dungeons & Dragons weapon of choice?

An axe. A big one.

My +5 blessed long sword of Undead slaying.

My dagger loaded with more poisons than most people are comfortable with.

My Mage's staff and Cone of Cold wand.

My club or bow and trusty animal companion.

You've defeated your nemesis. Do you...

Kill him in the most messy and painful way possible?

Throw him in your personal arena to fight wild animals for your own entertainment?

Interrogate him to learn all his secrets?

Offer him forgiveness in exchange for repentance and a promise not to do evil again?

Use his body as compost for your organic garden?

Evil genius device of choice?

Sharks with frikken FLAMETHROWERS attached to their heads!

Genetically-engineered ultra gerbils!

Labyrinth of many twisty little passages, all alike!

Ultimate torture chamber!

Library Card of Doom!

You're a charity, and have just been granted a large sum of money to help your community. You build...

A park.

A sports stadium.

A library or school.

A church.

An hospital.

Nature...

...is to be studied and experimented with.

...is fundamentally important.

...is a resource to be used.

...can be used as a moral example.

...makes for good food.

If I was leader of an evil organisation, I would be...

A mafia don.

A mad scientist with an army of genetically-engineered minions.

Commander of a vast worldwide conspiracy.

Roughly in charge of a close-knit but disorganised band of outlaws, misfits and criminals.

I AM the leader of an evil organisation!

Which one is the most fun?

A sci-fi, fantasy or anime convention.

An action movie or sports event.

Eating!

A heavy metal concert.

Just throwing a wild party.

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