The Orion Test

I am the Queen of Alternate Universes. And what's the fun of alternate universes if you can't compare the various alternate versions of people?

This test matches you up with one of my several Orions from an online roleplay. Have fun!

Get started with these questions...

1

Do you like your own gender or the other one?

Well, both, but- um. The other kinda scares me?

Bring on the heterosexuality.

I bat for the home team. If you know what I mean.

*shrug* Pretty much both.

2

So, body art. Do you have it?

I've got a tattoo and some piercings, yeah. Hey, you should see what the tattoo can do!

I had ear piercings, but I let them close.

*wiggles tongue* I love fast healing.

No piercings. I like my body free of anything that permanent.

No, but I just love it on other people. *smirk*

3

How about significant others?

If by significant others, you mean clients...

I'd abandon everything I cared about for mine.

Mine is more important to me than living. Hands off, right?

Can't live with them, can't live without them. FUCK!

Well, I'll never forget my first one. But replacing them helps. I think.

If I can use them.

4

If you lost someone important to you, how would you deal?

I'd follow them. They're not going anywhere without me.

Mourn, move on... it's not that hard, okay?

Sit in a room for four hundred years. And then do something stupid, like sell my soul to get them back.

Try and forget about them so it stops hurting.

I would probably have killed them.

5

Where do you live?

The States

Canada

Wherever they want.

The tropics.

Another world.

6

Have you ever destroyed a village?

Um. Occasionally? I was ordered to.

What?! No! Why would I have destroyed a village?

I've fantasized about it sometimes.

Naturally.

7

Sparkles?

Ooh, where?

Not only yes, but HELL yes!

I think I grew out of that phase.

The hell?

My work dress code is goth now. I miss them.

8

How do you feel about your past?

I miss it. I wish I could remember more.

What past? We're not talking about it.

It was cool. I enjoyed it more than I'm enjoying the present, that's for dang sure.

I like the parts with HIM in it!

It's not something I talk about, but I suppose it went all right.

9

What's your favourite kind of music?

Dance pop. But I think I'm supposed to say 'metal'. Oops!

Dance music! It's so upbeat. Plus, dancing is cool.

Musical theatre- it's what I live for, after all.

I actually prefer it when it's quiet. Sorry.

Um... I'm not sure? I haven't listened to any in ages.

The screams of the dying. Or a good string quartet.

10

What's your favourite colour?

Silver. Or blue! Or... um. No, I think it's blue.

Black as my tort- no, actually, it's silver.

Black. Like my tongue stud!

Red or silver. It doesn't really matter which, does it?

I've always had a secret fondness for pink.

11

What's your addiction?

Pain. Of others.

Smack. Mmm.

Booze.

My significant other.

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