Rum and Monkey

I dunno, i figure the government will handle it whatever is wrong, there's really nothing i can do.

It pisses me off, they are so obviously trying to snow us, they should all just be dragged out by their arses, tarred and feathered. Yes, I'm registered to vote.

Dude...why can't we all like...just get along?

My mom/dad/friends seem to think this is the way things are suppose to be and everything is ok...why argue with that?

Question

Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?

No.

Yes

Uh.....woah, what's that shiny over there!

I have to ask my friends...

Question

Have you destroyed any small villages lately?

Like..woah, no way man...

Does D.C. count as a village? Because i was sore tempted to, but then i remembered i was against violence.

I don't remember, i don't think i did...

Yeah! Me and my friends thought that would be a great idea!

Question

How many roads must a man walk down, before we call him a man?

Frankly, i don't care how many roads YOU think it takes.

The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind...

Is this a trick question? Thats pretty deep...

How am i suppose to answer that question without anyone helping me??

Question

Lastly, because i despise long drawn out quizzes...what is your LEAST favorite color?

Black

Red

Purple

I hate whatever the color is to hate this year....don't you read cosmo? Sheesh.

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How do you feel about recent current events?

Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?

Have you destroyed any small villages lately?

How many roads must a man walk down, before we call him a man?

Lastly, because i despise long drawn out quizzes...what is your LEAST favorite color?

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